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A. * Both r Hot
* Both look Good While going Down.
* Both Disappear in the Night.
Q. Do u know the difference between Sky & Skirt ?
A. Sky Covers the Whole Universal & Skirt covers Universal Hole.
Q. What is Common difference between
a) Lady in a Church ?
Lady in a Bathroom ?A. Soul Full of Hope
Hole Full of Soap.
?Girlfriends r Appetizers tastes good at anytime, Mistresses r like Pizza Hot & Spicy,
Frequently, wifes r Curd Rice eaten when there?s nothing.
?A good friend is like a Good Bra, hard to find, very comfortable, supportive, holds u
Up when u?re down & always close to the heart. So good day my Good Bra.
Q. What do u call a Wife who is Sexy ?
A. Beautifu, intelligent, understanding, caring, never jealous & a great cook ? A Rumour.
?25 useless things in a man?s body
?20 Nails u can?t hammer, 2 tits u can?t Milk, I **** that doesn?t Grow & 3 Balls u can?t Throw.
Q. How do u teach a Girl Maths ?
A. Add a Bed, Subtract her Clothes, Divide her Legs, Enter your Square Root, leave your
Solution & hope she doesn?t Multiply.
?7 Qualities to be a Perfect Wife ???
Beautiful, Responsible, Engertic, Adorable, Sweet, Truthful in self organized, in Short, She must have BREASTS!!!
?Aurat ka chut ki gehrai pe naaz he to, humi bhi apni lund ki lambai pe fakr he, agar
Tumhari chut shabnam ka shahab hai to hamara lund bhi lucknow ka nawab hai.
?Each Cigar u smoke reduce u r life by 5 Mins & each sex u have increase u r life by 5
Mins, so the basic theme of this equation is a ?FUCKING SMOKER NEVER DIES?
?Lights went off in Girls Hostel, the Watchmen called up KEB office & says ?Send
Man immediately because the girls r using Candles.
?Man goes to a Hotel where only Ladies r waiters. He orders milk waitress opens Bra & show her tits & ask him to Suck. Man says thank god I didn?t ask for Water.
Q. What is common between Folding Chair & a Girl ?
A. Both r useless if their legs r not open.
Q. How does a Cricket commentator describe a Nude Women ?
A. No Cover, No Extra Cover, No Slips, 2 Silly Points, 2 Fine Legs & a Deep Gully,
Little Grass on Pitch.
Q. What did Newton?s **** say to him after seeing a Naked Women ?
A. **** your Law of Gravity, I?m going up.
?Baa Baa Black ****, have u any Sperm, yes mam yes mam 2 Balls Full, not for my girl friend not for my X, but for the jobless Sucker reading this Text.
?Nipple Nipple don?t be far, can I press u in my car, up above the chest so high, always milky never dry, let me Suck u don?t feel Shy.
?Mens ?F ?Rules
Find Her, Follow Her, Friend Her, Flirt Her, French Her, Finger Her, Force Her, **** Her, Forget Her, Find Next,
?U can never change the past nor control the future, but u can change the mood of the day by touching some ones ?PRIVATE ORGAN ?br />
?Why is it that a Honeymoon is always for a week? Because seven days make a ?Hole Week?
?A girl is like a Road, the more curves she has the more dangerous she is.
?AGE OF BOOBS :
14 To 16 Lemon
17 To 22 Orange
23 To 28 Mango
29 To 40 Tender Coconut
41 To 55 Used Pillow
56 To 65 Air Removed Ballon
?**** YOU
F = Flower 4 U
U = Unlimited Love 4 U
C = Choot r not sweater than U
K = Kill my self 4 U
You ?U always in my Mind.
?A girl looks at Man?s Tatoo :-
Nike on his arms, Reebok on His Legs, she was shocked when saw Aids on his penis?relax he said when it enlarges it becomes Addidas.
?A Solider gets married, on first night he realise wife having period, He Telegrams 2 HO, Red alert on Front, extend leave. Reply from HO Attck from Back & Report.
?What did one breast say to the other breast while fucking ?
?Sala lafda niche wali gali me hota hai, lekein pakde jaate hai hum dono.
?Do u know the most difficult golf course of world?? Its womens hole?whatever style u try?how hard u try?the balls wont get in.
?Do u have holes in u?r underwear? No? I bet u have. No? don?t lie, confirm again, still u?r ans., is No? then where do u put u?r legs?
?What is difference between the Girlfriend & Motorbike ?
Motorbike is first kicked & then used. Where as a girl friend is first used & then kicked.
?Life of a Woman very difficult..
Morning gathering clothes,
Noon washing clothes,
Evening collecting clothes,
Night removing clothes &
Midnight searching clothes;
?Why do girls attend college regularly ?
Because they know that missing a single period is a sign of pregnancy.
?God asked a Civil Engineer ; Tell me, what mistake did I make in designing a woman..? Engineer :- Sir the entertainment area is very close to the drainage?#33;
?Noorondu degree zippinda nigri haavaagi banthu aanandadinda sindoora bindu
Agalisammma nindu endendu iralamma nindrolage nandu.
?Man ?Some condoms please, I,m giving my girlfriend a gift tonight, shopkeeper shall I gift wrap them? Man ?No need, the condoms will serve as a wrapper for the gift!.
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