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#1 Joe911

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Posted 02 August 2004 - 12:36 AM

"How to Keep a Woman Happy"
It's not difficult ...

All you have to do is to be:

1.    A friend

2.    A companion

3.    A lover

4.    A brother

5.    A father

6.    A master

7.    A chef

8.    An electrician

9.    A carpenter

10.   A plumber

11.   A mechanic

12.   A decorator

13.   A stylist

14.   A sexologist

15.   A gynecologist

16.   A psychologist

17.   A pest exterminator

18.   A psychiatrist

19.   A healer

20.   A good listener

21.   An organizer

22.   A good father

23.   Very clean

24.   Sympathetic

25.   Athletic

26. ! ;  Warm

27.   Attentive

28.   Gallant

29.   Intelligent

30.   Funny

31.   Creative

32.   Tender

33.   Strong

34.   Understanding

35.   Tolerant

36.   Prudent

37.   Ambitious

38.   Capable

39.   Courageous

40.   Determined

41.   True

42.   Dependable

43.   Passionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

44.   Give her compliments regularly

45.   Love shopping

46.   Be honest

47.   Be very rich

48.   Not stress her out

49.   Not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

50.   Give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself

51.   Give her lots of time, especially time for herself

52. &nb! sp; Give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

&nb sp;

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

53.   Never to forget:

  * birthdays

  * anniversaries

  * arrangements she makes



HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY!!! :

1.    Leave him in peace, NO Nagging (very, very, very important).

2.    Feed him well.

3.    Let him have the remote control


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Posted 02 August 2004 - 12:43 AM

wooo.. i don't ever think i have this knowledge how to make a woman happy form koobe.. :)

good posting brp..
i need that advise coz i'm still get a lot of toubles when close with creature name women :lol: :D :D

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Posted 02 August 2004 - 01:03 AM

If women and men are supposed to be equal, how come we men get only 3 things for women to remember?  :)

I think when two people are truly compatible and happy none of the bullet points matter anymore. You would probably do all of them as they come to you naturally.

One of the keys to a successful relationship is to realise Men are from Mars and Women from Venus. We are very different in many aspects.

Thanks joe911 for the reminder :D I was about to be ready to start dating again and now that I see how much work that is I had a second thought about it thanks to you  :lol:

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Posted 02 August 2004 - 01:24 AM

good luck csharp.. hope the date can be beginning of a new day to u..
i'm still trying to find a soul mate.. hehehehe

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Posted 02 August 2004 - 02:11 AM

No need to do all of those things ... just do some things  with the love deep in side your heart. ;)

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Posted 02 August 2004 - 02:37 AM

;) I didn't expect I can get these tips here!

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Posted 03 August 2004 - 01:35 PM

LOL printing this out for my wife now!  Here are some of my other favorites I have found in the past:



I married Miss Right. I just didn?t know her first name was... Always.

I haven?t spoken to my wife for 18 months. I don?t like to interrupt.

Marriage is a 3-ring circus: Engagement ring, wedding ring, suffering.

The last fight was my fault. My wife asked, "What?s on the TV?"
I said, "Dust!"

In the beginning, God created earth and rested.
Then God created man and rested.
Then God created woman.
Since then, neither God nor man has rested.

Young Son: Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of Africa a man doesn?t know his wife until he marries her?
Dad: That happens in every country, son.

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Posted 04 August 2004 - 06:53 AM

Good post Aggelosphos ;-)

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Posted 04 August 2004 - 07:42 AM

Aggelosphos ....  this is great. I print this out, together with the first post  :D  :D

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Posted 04 August 2004 - 12:42 PM

joe911, on Aug 2 2004, 02:36 AM, said:

"How to Keep a Woman Happy"
It's not difficult ...

....

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY!!! :

1.    Leave him in peace, NO Nagging (very, very, very important).

2.    Feed him well.

3.    Let him have the remote control


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Don't forget the books for man  :)

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Posted 04 August 2004 - 01:47 PM

So true, but the Remote Control should be switched to "computer" by now, or what do you think?  :)

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Posted 04 August 2004 - 02:33 PM

interesting post

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Posted 04 August 2004 - 05:24 PM

Interesting post.....  :blink:  :)  :unsure:

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Posted 05 August 2004 - 08:14 AM

My 2 cents on Understanding between man and woman:

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman - before marriage and after marriage.

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Posted 05 August 2004 - 09:26 AM

abhidube, on Aug 5 2004, 04:14 PM, said:

My 2 cents on Understanding between man and woman:

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman - before marriage and after marriage.

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must agree with u in this. Trying so hard to understand the female species is a waste of time because they don't even understand themselves.

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Posted 08 August 2004 - 06:11 PM

Thanks mate

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Posted 09 August 2004 - 03:09 PM

Funny but true also.

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Posted 11 August 2004 - 06:48 PM

:)

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Posted 12 August 2004 - 12:33 PM

:)

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Posted 12 August 2004 - 09:31 PM

Yeah right ... mehanic is good.




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